Cos I have little to say today, the RW still ill, and the Christmas cards written at last, I steal more and share with you this gem....

Yor car may be a "he"
Your car may be a "she"
But it ain't gay, o.k?

From THE BBC:
Derogatory references to homosexuality made by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson had the potential to offend and should not have been broadcast, the BBC has ruled. Four complaints from viewers have been upheld after he agreed with an audience member that a car was "a bit gay", on a programme screened in the UK in July. The presenter also described the vehicle as "very ginger beer", taken to be rhyming slang for the term "queer".

The Top Gear team had been reminded of the importance of avoiding such comments about "sexual orientation", it added.

God help us all!