The RW decided to get all romantic in the face of St Valentine's Day, and looking through the website of "I want one of those", came across novelty soap! Now you could get all sorts of things from Pope on a Rope to Hope on a Rope, which was a bit of soap carved in the image of Jesus Himself! Just the job for a Rectory Husband! However, the best laid plans... seemingly she had problems with the drop down box on the website, because what was delivered was Grope on a Rope, a big soapy hand! This has only recently come to light! The RW was covering up her mistake, rather than coming clean, so there was only the obligatory card on St V's Day!