Barmy Bishop Wallace Benn has blamed the world's economic crisis on God.
"I believe that God ultimately has allowed this crisis for good." says the lunatic, evangelical Bishop of Lewes.
Older pelple who have lost their life savings, and pensioners struggling to heat their homes, will be overjoyed to know that Almighty God has plunged them into poverty.
"If this shakes our confidence in mammon (money) and forces us back to our creator and redeemer it will have been worth it!" says wacko Wally.
Wally is a member of Reform, a group of eerie evos who smile a lot and bring misery to the Church.
Being a Bishop, Wally is one of their most batty members. Living in a large house with job security, Wally hasn't suffered the worst of God's economic wrath. But he's happy to preach bad tidings to other greedy mortals.