Two items tickled me today. One was a mish-mash of one of my favourite sayings. Someone has stolen it from me, but as readers of this Blog are aware, I regularly steal other people's stuff! It concerned, (my version), the punter who asked the priest if it was OK to smoke while he was praying. "Not really", says the priest, "but you can pray while you're smoking".
The other item was the Glasgow Rangers manager who was complaining that an assistant referee had disallowed a "good goal" last night against Motherwell. Seemingly that's the second time this man has done so to Rangers this season, he moans, and adds that the same guy allowed a dodgy Celtic goal earlier in the season! Of course, it would have nothing to do with the fact that the chap's name is Murphy, would it? I fear that was his last Ranger's game he'll see until he mends his ways and calls himself "William" or something similar!
