We're getting the RW safely back at lunchtime, thank God, but with the news that she is to stay off work and put her foot up for six weeks! Help!

Contingency plans are already forming in my head.... quickly hire a cook/cleaner/dog walker/dishwasher. Phone up the Iron Lady and see if she does washing as well. Look out the instruction booklet for the hoover. Oh! The list is endless!

The RW's office stuff for the parish can continue, laptops are wonderful, but the thought creeps in..... will she start a blog????