I had an interesting email from an African Bishop this week in which, amongst other things, he notes, "I know that English is not your first language."
Help ma boab, jings, crivvens, michty me! What exactly was my first language?
Rock on Father! You've been getting lessons from fowlk in Englandshire, no doubt!

Has the Bishop spoken to you on the phone Kenny? That might just explain things!:-)